It’s A Fucking Blueberry!!!

The following clip from a bygone comedy show, The State, is the lesson of this blog post, so pay close attention and enjoy it, because it’s highly relevant and pertinent satire. It’s more than just humor for humor’s sake. The message is stark and it perfectly applies, and directly relates, to what I will propose subsequent to the YouTube video clip.

Okay, that’s all I could find online related to this hilarious skit. Look it up and see if you can find the skit in its entirety because it’s worth the watch. I’ll explain the remainder of it, and the gist of it, for those of you too lazy or unmotivated to lift a finger to enlighten yourselves.

This freaky clownish character, Blueberry Johnson, approaches the man & woman in the video about his idea for a new children’s television show. Heretofore, this Blueberry Johnson character has been a producer and director, but he’s never starred in anything. He has created this concept of a new children’s television show with the idea in mind of him as host. It’s a No Brainer. He’s perfect for the part, and from the looks of him, any dimwit should be able to easily determine that after hearing Blueberry Johnson’s forthright proposal. Any dimwit should be able to decipher that this is Blueberry Johnson’s calling and that he’s a natural fit for such a zany offering. And, as we all know, zany, freaky children’s television shows are all the rage. They sell — Big Time. Here’s a list of some of them in case you don’t know or you’ve forgotten.

Teletubbies
Teletubbies
Boohbah
Boohbah
PeeWee's Playhouse
Pee-Wee’s Playhouse
Sigmund & The Sea Monsters
Sigmund & The Sea Monsters
H. R. Pufnstuf
H. R. Pufnstuf
The Wiggles
The Wiggles

You get the point, I hope. The burgeoning list of bizarre children’s shows is endless and every year, many more bizarre offerings are added to it. Never mind that these shows are bankrolled by Putin & Communist Russia as a way of destroying the minds & potential of Western children, the telling part of this is that, for example, you wouldn’t have Dick Cheney starring in and hosting a show such as The Wiggles, although, come to think of it, it would make for a great adult comedy, but we’d have to rename it. Bushwhacked, maybe?

Before I digress too much, getting back to The State‘s comedy skit, the Hollywood producers, the Executives, meaning the so-called experts of their industry, like the idea for the show, Blueberry Muffins In The Morning starring Blueberry Johnson, however, they inexplicably don’t believe Blueberry Johnson is an appropriate fit to host it. Instead, they prefer someone more suitable like Richard Dreyfuss. When I first saw this skit, I laughed so hard I nearly pissed my pants. I fell off the sofa I was laughing so hard. The point of this satirical skit is so endemic in our society/system. It’s so ubiquitous. There are so many misfits, meaning people inappropriately cast in societal roles. People who are doctors who shouldn’t be doctors. People leading who should be following. People who are outspoken who should listen & learn instead. People who are POTUS who should be working in the sewers. Donald Trump comes to mind. He is the Richard Dreyfuss in this all-too-real comedy skit we call Life. No Blueberry Johnson for you — you Bastards!!!!

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What a Handsome Fella Richard Was In His Youth.

But still, that’s not the point yet. The point is this. I’ve been watching the Cable News Networks lately in order to critically evaluate the messaging, and I ran across a theme they were running yesterday that involved Kellyanne Conway. Conway, in an interview, said she knew as early as October 22nd that Donald Trump was going to win. She was certain of it. She “just” knew, she said. Of course, the Cable News Networks, specifically MSNBC and CNN, were incredulous about this assertion so they went to work analyzing her statement in order to convince the audience that there was no way she could have known considering everything that happened in the next several weeks after October 22nd before the election including the Comey Letter to Congress. They were apopletic about her apparent hubris. They knew better because, afterall, they are the industry experts. There is no way, in their expert opinion, she could have known Trump was going to win when all the polls were saying otherwise at the time and the Comey Letter had not yet even been issued & delivered.

Now, think about The State comedy skit. The perfect host for the show, Blueberry Johnson, is right in front of the Hollywood producers’ faces. It’s the guy who has brought them the idea. He’s a perfect fit, yet they can’t see it even though they’re the so-called experts who call the shots. Apply that comedy skit scenario to the apoplexy & incredulity exhibited by The Mainstream Media Talking Heads concerning Kellyanne Conway’s assertion that she knew. It’s right in their faces. It’s right in front of them, yet they can’t see it. Their credentials, coupled with their myopia, have blinded them to the obvious. Kellyanne Conway is telling them, yet they’re not hearing it.

In The State comedy skit, poor Blueberry Johnson is beside himself trying to convince the two Hollywood producers that he’s the perfect fit as host. He goes on several tirades trying to convince them and each time they shoot him down and say, “no, we just don’t see you in that role.” At one point, in complete and utter exasperation, he snaps and screams at them, saying “look at me — I’m a fucking blueberry, dammit, and the show is fucking called Blueberry Muffins in the Morning!!!!” Despite his passionate & sincere entreaties, they refuse to see it, so he finally capitulates and agrees to direct the show rather than star in it as its appropriate host. They call Richard Dreyfuss but he can’t do it, so they start thinking of some other person, I can’t remember who off hand, who is equally inappropriate but has name recognition. Their recalcitrance is a permanent fixture of their character and yet they are the filter through which millions see & experience The World.

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The Succubus & The Cowardly Lion

That’s what is going on with Kellyanne Conway’s assertion that by October 22nd she knew Trump was going to win and The Mainstream Media Talking Heads‘ reaction to it. They just won’t see it despite the fact it’s so obvious. Kellyanne Conway is telling them without telling them that The Fix Was In and she & the operatives knew it was going to be successful. What Greg Palast has outlined at his blog, which I’m linking to again below, is how Kellyanne Conway “just” knew, by October 22nd, that Trump was going to win. It wasn’t a hunch, it was confident assurance. It’s the ONLY way she could have known.

Think about it. Trump’s Campaign Team concentrated on those thirteen states for a reason. That reason is efficiency. If you’re going to rig an election, you want to be effective & efficient about it. By engaging in Minority Voter Suppression in those crucial swing states where you know the vote will be relatively close, you’ll have the greatest likelihood of pulling it off with the least amount of effort expended to achieve success. Not to mention but I will, the rigging is less obvious in a Swing State where the vote is close because the closeness of the vote more easily justifies & rationalizes a “swing” either way so people aren’t as apt to question it because it’s really not anomalous. This is why Trump spent so much time in those key Swing States. It wasn’t to garner votes from people who would never vote for him, it was to provide cover for the unexpected, and rigged, outcome. They knew they could say, and have said, afterwards that all that time he spent in the Swing States paid off by convincing more people to vote for him, but as we know from Palast’s reporting, that’s not what happened. He didn’t convince more people to vote for him or more people to not vote for Hillary. He, or they actually, illegally prevented people from voting for Hillary.

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So yeah, these Mainstream Media Dunderheads are sitting there all arrogant and puffed up and Kellyanne Conway is screaming at them It’s A Fucking Blueberry!!!, meaning The Election Was Rigged, and instead of stopping & looking & listening & learning, they do what they always do best and find the least probable explanation for their Cognitive Dissonance. To them, it’s not a Fucking Blueberry. Instead, to them, Kellyanne Conway is lying. To them, she’s a bullshitter (she is, but she’s not bullshitting when it comes to this). To them, Kellyanne (what a sweet, wholesome name for a witch) doesn’t know what she’s talking about — and yet, her Man, her Stooge, Donald Orange Julius Trump, is POTUS. Yeah, she doesn’t know anything. Right. You folks in The Mainstream Media are absolutely fucking brilliant. So brilliant, in fact, a Fucking Monkey, or better yet, a Fucking Blueberry could do your job better than you’ve managed to do it. You’re pathetic & overpaid no matter how much you’re remunerated. You should be jailed for what you’ve done and what you do, so the fact you’re paid for it is actually criminal as far as I’m concerned. I’m tired of cleaning up your messes and receiving zero recognition for my hard work, but, I’m a Tough-As-Nails  Trooper, so I will do what I was intended to do in honor of Blueberry Johnson who was never able to realize his dream.

This Is The Link To The Blog Post I Wrote, Entitled The Election Was Rigged, Concerning Greg Palast’s Evidence Of Election Fraud

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