Golf’s Dead & Editors Suck Balls

Editors are trollish pricks. That’s why they’re editors and not writers. Someone has to man the literary straight-jackets, don’t they? Editors have the vitally important task of ensuring nothing and nobody gets outside the box. Uniformity must be maintained against the chaotic onslaught of stylistic distinction. Let’s hear it for The Editors — without them … Continue reading Golf’s Dead & Editors Suck Balls


A Helping Hand

As some of you may or may not know, James Howard Kunstler's blog, Clusterfuck Nation, has been targeted by nefarious forces and is the recipient of a rather malicious strain of a Distributed Denial of Services (DDoS) attack. Some of you, maybe even most of you, might think I get some satisfaction out of Kunstler's … Continue reading A Helping Hand


Yes, it's true. I've lost my Virginity after protecting it & cherishing it for more than half a century. What do I mean? What I mean to say is, I'm no longer an Anal Virgin. I've been Anally Deflowered, as it were. Don't get me wrong, it was my choice. I sought it out. I … Continue reading Sodomy