Golf’s Dead & Editors Suck Balls

Editors are trollish pricks. That’s why they’re editors and not writers. Someone has to man the literary straight-jackets, don’t they? Editors have the vitally important task of ensuring nothing and nobody gets outside the box. Uniformity must be maintained against the chaotic onslaught of stylistic distinction. Let’s hear it for The Editors — without them … Continue reading Golf’s Dead & Editors Suck Balls



Yes, it's true. I've lost my Virginity after protecting it & cherishing it for more than half a century. What do I mean? What I mean to say is, I'm no longer an Anal Virgin. I've been Anally Deflowered, as it were. Don't get me wrong, it was my choice. I sought it out. I … Continue reading Sodomy